Pirates....

Ignis: PFFT, HA HA! Of course not! We are pirates! We all have needs of course! 

Scurvy: Aye, just like that time when ye Ignis were flirting with that commander! I totally get it! We are pirates! We do what we please! 

Ignis: Aye! And we both know, that if it ever HAD to come to a day if we were forced to choose, then we would choose each other! And we are completely honest to each other about what we do too! But enough of that, Mandy....What do you say to a threesome, you sexy gal?

Mandy:....eh...I don't think I swing that way...

Ignis: When We are done, you'll swing both ways...AND you'l ENJOY it! 

Just a little joke. 

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