uncle Eggy wants you!

IF YOU JOIN THE EGG ARMY, PARTS OF YOU WILL BE REPLACED WITH ROBOTIC PARTS, MAKING YOU A CYBORG! YOU WILL BE STRONGER! BETTER! AND OUR GLORIOUS LEADER CAN MAKE YOUR ROBOT PARTS EXPLODE WITH A SIMPLE VOICE COMMAND! AND YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO GO TO THE TOILET WITHOUT HE'S PERMISSION!

OR YOU CAN BE ROBOTICIZED! TURNED INTO A ROBOT SLAVE! YOU WILL LIVE LONGER! NO NEED FOR FOOD! NO NEED FOR PLEASURES! NO FREE WILL! YOU WILL ONLY DO AS OUR GLORIOUS LEADER COMMANDS!

SO JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE TODAY!!